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APEX SERIES · 09
Holds through the dip. Calls it character development.
Buys the dip. Discovers a second, larger dip.
+40 profit points if a 🧲 emoji is inserted onto the chart.
APEX SERIES · 09✦ HOLO · RAREHolds through the dip. Calls it character development.
Buys the dip. Discovers a second, larger dip.
+40 profit points if a 🧲 emoji is inserted onto the chart.
CITRUS SERIES · 09
Stays ice cold while the group chat melts down.
Takes one sip. Buys three dips. Calls it hydration.
+40 profit points if a fresh can cracks at the breakout.
CITRUS SERIES · 09✦ HOLO · RAREStays ice cold while the group chat melts down.
Takes one sip. Buys three dips. Calls it hydration.
+40 profit points if a fresh can cracks at the breakout.
AFTER HOURS · 08
Waits for the right opening. Never forces an entry.
Spots an untouched gap. Promises to take his time.
+40 profit points if he goes all the way to support.
AFTER HOURS · 08✦ HOLO · RAREWaits for the right opening. Never forces an entry.
Spots an untouched gap. Promises to take his time.
+40 profit points if he goes all the way to support.
RIVER SERIES · 08
Loves otters so much, he shorts every company they like.
Marks an order block. The otter calls it a cuddle zone.
+40 profit points if he says “love you” through gritted teeth.
RIVER SERIES · 08✦ HOLO · RARELoves otters so much, he shorts every company they like.
Marks an order block. The otter calls it a cuddle zone.
+40 profit points if he says “love you” through gritted teeth.
CROWN SERIES · 03
Ignores five charts until the sixth earns her attention.
Price comes to her. She has other things to do.
+40 profit points. Same stop. Bigger position.
CROWN SERIES · 03✦ HOLO · RAREIgnores five charts until the sixth earns her attention.
Price comes to her. She has other things to do.
+40 profit points. Same stop. Bigger position.
DINER SERIES · 03
Big trade closed. Her favorite diner knows the order.
Takes profit before the market takes her pancakes back.
+60 profit points. She’s getting the extra side, too.
DINER SERIES · 03✦ HOLO · RAREBig trade closed. Her favorite diner knows the order.
Takes profit before the market takes her pancakes back.
+60 profit points. She’s getting the extra side, too.
ENDGAME SERIES · 01
Entry, stop, target. Three moves planned before the first.
Gives up a small loss. Keeps the account in the game.
+50 profit points if the runner reaches its promotion square.
ENDGAME SERIES · 01✦ HOLO · RAREEntry, stop, target. Three moves planned before the first.
Gives up a small loss. Keeps the account in the game.
+50 profit points if the runner reaches its promotion square.
PRESSURE SERIES · 02
Bollinger Bands inside Keltner Channels. Fuzz is watching the dots.
Compression builds. Does absolutely nothing. Somehow the hardest part.
+40 when the squeeze releases and momentum backs the move.
PRESSURE SERIES · 02Bollinger Bands inside Keltner Channels. Fuzz is watching the dots.
Compression builds. Does absolutely nothing. Somehow the hardest part.
+40 when the squeeze releases and momentum backs the move.
PREMIUM SERIES · 05
Other traders fear theta. Chris invoices it.
Gets paid while waiting for the price he wanted anyway.
Collects premium from shares already sitting comfortably on the couch.
PREMIUM SERIES · 05✦ HOLO · RAREOther traders fear theta. Chris invoices it.
Gets paid while waiting for the price he wanted anyway.
Collects premium from shares already sitting comfortably on the couch.
COMPOUND SERIES · 05
Your five-minute candle is not an emergency.
Fundamentals remain intact. Panic attack canceled.
Becomes stronger every time somebody asks, “Are you still holding?”
COMPOUND SERIES · 05✦ HOLO · RAREYour five-minute candle is not an emergency.
Fundamentals remain intact. Panic attack canceled.
Becomes stronger every time somebody asks, “Are you still holding?”
AFTER BELL · 02
Enters near the bell. Everyone else watches futures all night.
Loads the position while everyone else is flattening theirs.
Wake up. Check premarket. Experience emotion.
AFTER BELL · 02✦ HOLO · RAREEnters near the bell. Everyone else watches futures all night.
Loads the position while everyone else is flattening theirs.
Wake up. Check premarket. Experience emotion.
REM SERIES · 02
REM sleep counts as trade management.
Places trade. Closes laptop. Somehow sleeps.
Damage determined entirely by what happened while America was sleeping.
REM SERIES · 02✦ HOLO · RAREREM sleep counts as trade management.
Places trade. Closes laptop. Somehow sleeps.
Damage determined entirely by what happened while America was sleeping.
CONFIRMATION · 10
Bulls talk. Bears talk. Jada waits for receipts.
SPY makes the first move. QQQ better back it up.
Takes her money off the table and lets the last contract fight for the throne.
CONFIRMATION · 10✦ HOLO · RAREBulls talk. Bears talk. Jada waits for receipts.
SPY makes the first move. QQQ better back it up.
Takes her money off the table and lets the last contract fight for the throne.
STANDARDS · 10
Bad setup. Fake breakout. Weak confirmation. Next.
Rejects another mediocre setup trying to waste her money.
SPY hits the level. QQQ confirms. Now you have her attention.
STANDARDS · 10✦ HOLO · RAREBad setup. Fake breakout. Weak confirmation. Next.
Rejects another mediocre setup trying to waste her money.
SPY hits the level. QQQ confirms. Now you have her attention.
SYSTEM 01 · 04
Fear, greed and hesitation have been successfully uninstalled.
Stop defined. Targets loaded. Human interference disabled.
T1 acquired. T2 acquired. T3 acquired. Continue operation.
SYSTEM 01 · 04✦ HOLO · RAREFear, greed and hesitation have been successfully uninstalled.
Stop defined. Targets loaded. Human interference disabled.
T1 acquired. T2 acquired. T3 acquired. Continue operation.
SYSTEM 02 · 04
Adides finally automated Adides.
Deploys multiple systems while the operator contributes absolutely nothing.
Scans. Enters. Stops. Takes profit. Refuses to elaborate.
SYSTEM 02 · 04✦ HOLO · RAREAdides finally automated Adides.
Deploys multiple systems while the operator contributes absolutely nothing.
Scans. Enters. Stops. Takes profit. Refuses to elaborate.
RN → P&L · 01
Calls, puts, or cash. Somebody’s getting discharged.
Checks price action. Checks levels. Market condition: questionable.
Trade starts running. Entire floor responds immediately.
RN → P&L · 01✦ HOLO · RARECalls, puts, or cash. Somebody’s getting discharged.
Checks price action. Checks levels. Market condition: questionable.
Trade starts running. Entire floor responds immediately.
RN → P&L · 02
You think a red candle is stressful? That’s adorable.
Setup confirmed. Get me contracts. Now.
Shocks a dying position back to life.
RN → P&L · 02✦ HOLO · RAREYou think a red candle is stressful? That’s adorable.
Setup confirmed. Get me contracts. Now.
Shocks a dying position back to life.
Everyday Dad Gear. Matte and holographic editions.
DAD GEAR · 01
Every grass stain stores power. Cleaning them resets all progress.
+20 power for every shade greener than the original white.
Steps onto the neighbor’s lawn. Immediately spots what they did wrong.
DAD GEAR · 01✦ HOLOGRAPHICEvery grass stain stores power. Cleaning them resets all progress.
+20 power for every shade greener than the original white.
Steps onto the neighbor’s lawn. Immediately spots what they did wrong.
ORIGINALS · 2020
The OG podcast that started Stock Dads in 2020. This fit was there first.
Two feet. One mic. Several opinions nobody asked for.
+40 nostalgia points if you remember the podcast before Stock Dads.
ORIGINALS · 2020✦ HOLOGRAPHICThe OG podcast that started Stock Dads in 2020. This fit was there first.
Two feet. One mic. Several opinions nobody asked for.
+40 nostalgia points if you remember the podcast before Stock Dads.
DAD GEAR · 03
Same shorts for yard work, dinner, and a parent-teacher conference.
Reinforced seams. Unreinforced opinions.
+30 power if they contain a receipt from a store that closed in 2008.
DAD GEAR · 03✦ HOLOGRAPHICSame shorts for yard work, dinner, and a parent-teacher conference.
Reinforced seams. Unreinforced opinions.
+30 power if they contain a receipt from a store that closed in 2008.
DAD GEAR · 04
Clicks the tongs twice. Equipment inspection complete.
Nobody touches the burgers. Especially the person who asked.
+40 power if the secret is the same bottled sauce everyone owns.
DAD GEAR · 04✦ HOLOGRAPHICClicks the tongs twice. Equipment inspection complete.
Nobody touches the burgers. Especially the person who asked.
+40 power if the secret is the same bottled sauce everyone owns.
DAD GEAR · 05
Straps forward. Nothing on the calendar is that urgent.
Travels six feet to check whether the grill is still there.
+20 power for every errand successfully postponed.
DAD GEAR · 05✦ HOLOGRAPHICStraps forward. Nothing on the calendar is that urgent.
Travels six feet to check whether the grill is still there.
+20 power for every errand successfully postponed.
DAD GEAR · 06
Straps back. Suddenly thinks he can still run a 4.6.
Hears the truck. Discovers a gear nobody knew he had.
+40 confidence. Hamstring approval still pending.
DAD GEAR · 06✦ HOLOGRAPHICStraps back. Suddenly thinks he can still run a 4.6.
Hears the truck. Discovers a gear nobody knew he had.
+40 confidence. Hamstring approval still pending.
DAD GEAR · 07
Detects a temperature change from three rooms away.
Cancels your request. Adds one layer of clothing.
+40 power when everyone suddenly has somewhere else to be.
DAD GEAR · 07✦ HOLOGRAPHICDetects a temperature change from three rooms away.
Cancels your request. Adds one layer of clothing.
+40 power when everyone suddenly has somewhere else to be.
DAD GEAR · 08
Checks the lawn from across the street. Pretends to check the mail.
Mows it again. The first pass was apparently just a draft.
+40 pride if the neighbor asks which mower he uses.
DAD GEAR · 08✦ HOLOGRAPHICChecks the lawn from across the street. Pretends to check the mail.
Mows it again. The first pass was apparently just a draft.
+40 pride if the neighbor asks which mower he uses.
A legendary $500 cash prize card. Holographic only.
Prototype only; cash redemption is disabled.
GLOBAL CASH CHASE
✦ LEGENDARY · HOLOCross his team. Your next role is “Former Member.”
Collects 10% of everyone’s best trades despite having absolutely nothing to do with them.
Target disappears from Discord without explanation. By morning, everyone has agreed they “left to focus on themselves.”
One signature card per firm. Your winning card shows the exact account type. Availability varies.
Your community. A little more time on us.